to drunk to f*ck

"if it wasn't for disappointment, I wouldn't have any appointments... Side effect or drug trip? I was a snowball in hell..."

My mid day appointment was a no show but his story is worth telling. Apparently he has done this a few times already. Picture the scene: guy stumbles into tattoo shop, says "hey, are you open Saturday? I wanna get a tattoo" sways from side to side a bit "I want 'Drinking & Driving' on my wrist here" Pulls up sleeve "I've had four or five DUIs already and I need a reminder when I'm hammered at the bar and it's time to leave." Wouldn't DON"T drink & drive be more appropriate?.......